I have a very good excuse.  Just wait...let me think of one.  I lost my xanga.  No, wait...that's no good.  I got lost?  Does that work for everyone?  I got lost in a boat on Lake Michigan with no internet.  I got lost in a boat on Lake Michigan with no internet or food.  For six months.  I threw in the food part to distract you with pity.  Don't hate me.  Pity me.  I must be very hungry.

Random Quote of the Day

Mark Jobe (speaker): If you're struggling, go get those magazines from under your mattress and have a bonfire out in the garage!  You find that pot and flush it down the toilet!

Elle:  No bonire?

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Would you like to see some pretty pictures?  Too bad!  All I have are these.  Suffer!!!!!

In the spirit of the evening, I changed my name to Babe.  Pretty fitting, huh toots?

 
I'm wearing a hat.  I tilted it like a gangster...but don't be fooled.  I've never shot anyone.

This was right before our biggest heist: the Death Mask of D.L. Moody.  (And yes, I'm just kidding...about the heist.  There's really a death mask.)

David and the Death Mask got in a fight.  Don't worry, David.  You'll have your day.

This was right before Jesse passed out from the poison I put in her coffee.  There's not enough room for our beauty in this world.  One of us had to go.

Through a combination of flirting and tip-age, we convinced the coat check to 'upgrade' our coats to something more...fashionable.

And now for the Elle-Laura Movie!  It is full of nonsense.  Ye be warned!

Please SCROLL to the bottom of this page to see the video.  I'm sorry...you shouldn't have to work this hard for it.  It's not worth the effort for your finger.  :)

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What Kind Of American English Do You Speak?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/

Who thinks that's a cop-out?  General American English...psh!

Floor Friend Quotes!!!

Jesse: So, I spilled coffee on two of my English teacher's books when I was in high school.  It was ok, though, because I met a really cute boy at Borders when I was replacing them.  He saw me again one time and said, "So, did you replace your teacher's books?" and I said, "Yes, of course I'll marry you."

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Laura: I'm going to sleep out in the lounge.

Jesse: You can't do that, Laura!  You'll get cold!

Laura: (reaching for a magazine with Paris Hilton on it and covering herself with it like a blanket) Paris Hilton can keep me warm.  Tuck me in, Jesse Doogan!

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Elle: (to Laura) Get on my back, you wee mutt!

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Melissa: When I was younger I decided to start crossing my z's just to see what it would feel like.

Elle: That was Melissa's version of experimenting with drugs.

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This isn't really a quote, but it's funny.  Kelly and I have Melissa convinced that my music textbook entitled Te Deum means Eat Me in the Latin.  She's too sweet to doubt us. 

Being sick for the first two weeks of school is sad sad sad!  But, being well for the rest is happy happy happy!

Here are some pics Melissa and I took and hung on our door.  Credit to Jesse's older sister for the idea for my picture.

Tough read...

The dumbest book they ever made us read.

Getting a good laugh out of From Dawn to Decadence.  It gets us every time!

Moody, Moody...something do re...it's a great school...

Apparently, my school has a song.  I don't know it, but everyone else does and that makes me feel very good about myself.  Our mascot, I'm sorry to tell you, is the Archer.  And no, not the cool kind that kills things in battle like Legolas.  We're talking pure architecture, baby.

Meet the Arch:

O, Glory!

I have a protected post up...don't ask me why.  I just thought it was time to shake things up a bit.